“When Life Gives You Lemons, Thank God It’s Not Herpes” T Shirt
$21.99
Life throws curveballs—and sometimes, they come in citrus form. This maroon tee delivers the kind of brutal optimism only Survival Supplements fans can appreciate.
Featuring the unapologetic phrase “When Life Gives You Lemons, Thank God It’s Not Herpes” in vibrant, retro-style yellow text, this shirt blends humor, grit, and a dose of perspective.
Product Features:
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Graphic Punch: Big, bold yellow lettering that brings the laughs (and second glances).
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Premium Quality Fabric: Soft and breathable cotton blend for all-day wear, gym sessions, or just pissing off overly sensitive people.
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Built for Survivors: Double-stitched hem and sleeves built to last through reps, rants, and real life.
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Classic Cut: Straight fit with a slightly athletic silhouette. True to size.
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Sizes Available: Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL, XXXL
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Color: Heather Maroon with Yellow Print
Vibe:
This is your go-to tee when life gets weird and you’re just grateful it didn’t get weirder. It’s for the savage optimist who meets problems with punchlines—and probably a deadlift.
Brand Perspective:
At Survival Supplements, we know mindset is everything. If you can laugh at life, you’re already ahead. This shirt? It’s a badge for people who know how to handle sh*t with humor.
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